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Published on October 12, 2025

To: Luke

From Crecente

Re: Pro Tip: Measure First!

https://kotaku.com/pro-tip-measure-first-453115272

I am an idiot. Absolute fact. I often say things without thinking them through, also true. When I found out I was going to Monte Carlo the first สล็อต thing I said was that I was going to get a Monte Cristo in Monte Cristo… not Carlo. See, proof.

Worse still, after correcting myself, I insisted I would get a Monte Cristo in Monte Carlo. Thing is, they apparently don’t sell the ham and cheese french toast there. Believe me, I checked. So that particular achievement remains สล็อต locked u31 to me, likely for good.

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