Backhanded Box Quotes_ 'A Bad Gears of Ghostduty'

Welcome to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don’t take that personal. Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Released: May 22 Critic: Error_317002 (Metacritic) • “Feels more like u31.com เข้าสู่ระบบ Gears of Duty: Future Ops.” Score: 4 Critic: tigger (Metacritic) • “I can best describe it as a bad Gears of Ghostduty.” Score: 4 Critic: pilotin909 (Amazon) • “Seems like they u31 ทางเข้า tried to jump on the Call u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ of Duty Black Ops bandwagon. I HATE Call of Duty.” Score: 1 star Dragon’s Dogma Released: May 22 Critic: The Gentleman (Metacritic) • “This is a terrible game wrapped up in the ideas for a good game.” • “The AI tag alongs are about as helpful as taking the pill in the third trimester of pregnancy!” Score: 3cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"5915098","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); Critic: nicknamesbestupid (Amazon) • “I was just about to open my copy of Dragon’s Dogma, which I had pre-ordered some weeks back, when I saw news that Capcom admits that this game has on-disc DLC. I knew I was taking a gamble when pre-ordering this game, since this IS Capcom we’re talking about. But since this was an RPG and not a fighting game I thought it was worth the risk. Well, guess I was wrong. Sorry, Capcom. I, as a responsible consumer, refuse to support such unethical business practices. I shall be returning my copy to Amazon ASAP.” Score: 1 star Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II Released: May 16 Critic: NextGenFilter (Metacritic). • “The game [feels] like a bad Mario romhack” Score: 1 Backhanded Box Quotes will be an occasional feature of Kotaku’s Anger Management hour, unless it isn’t.