Find Tranquillity With Video Game Haiku
Published on January 01, 0001
Games can be so LOUD, and also often so poorly-written, that the betdog opportunity for moments of quiet reflection often pass us by. Time then for some gaming haiku. Haiku, the restrictive, formal Japanese art of poetry, is often able to reduce even the most complex subject matter down to its core elements. So it is with 
video games, writers Oliver Campbell and 
Danika Potts doing a damn fine job with the following: Okami Amaterasu Timeless hero of the brush Save the day, paint wolf! Heavy Rain Photographer y1 games chick should have dipped out days ago maybe new girlfriend? Final Fantasy XIII For Cocoon, or pulse apocalypse approaches Um, I don’t get it God Hand Use your roulette wheel Spank those women extra hard that boss has no junk Dead Rising Trust your life to Frank for he’s covered wars, you know beware the raincoats Infamous Go, good luck mutant enemies aim perfectly and can see through walls Shenmue Lan-di, he must die meanwhile, ramen shops pachinko beckons Resident Evil 5 y1 com A virus erupts zombies are pretty bad eh? for some, black is 
worse That’s just a sample, there are plenty more over at EOGamer (link below). Video Game Haiku [EOGamer, thanks Jim!]
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