The Dorkly Weekly_ An Ode to Mortal Kombat's Crappiest Character
Published on January 01, 0001
Let’s see who we’ve Y1 Games got representing Earthrealm in the Mortal Kombat tournament, in which 
the fate of the entire planet hangs in the balance. We’ve got a god, that’s always good. A cybernetic special forces commado; sure, I’ll take that. A mall cop? Pass.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Okay, so officer Kurtis Stryker wasn’t a mall cop. He might as well have been for all the good he is in a 
fight. The guy has a gun, for crying out loud. Who brings a gun to a supernatural ninja fight? The only thing Stryker Y1 com has going for him is that Ron Pearlman voiced him in Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm cartoon. Seems like a waste Y1 apk of talent to me. For 
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