Welcome to Oregon
Published on January 01, 0001
It was a year ago this week that I arrived in Oregon as a
self-described
economic refugee from California. I just didn’t say those last two words too loud. No question I came here because it was cheaper than the Golden State, and offered a nice lifestyle within moving distance. No one in Oregon wants to hear that, though, considering what California real estate speculators did to places like Bend. So I’ve tried to keep a low profile while establishing residency. The vehicle registration was the first step; running out of my old checks
and ordering new ones two weeks ago was another. Slowly but surely I’ve erased my ties.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); So, no California license plates, no California phone number, no California address on Y1 com my checks, I’ve been here a year and didn’t, haven’t and won’t take anyone’s job. Am I officially an Oregonian now? For his latest video shoot, Snoop Dogg tried to rent Liechtenstein. That’s right, an entire goddamn nation. Best part, the Liechtensten … ians … or whatever, said “It would have been possible,” but Snoop’s management Y1 apk didn’t give them enough time y1 game to make arrangements.
So, yeah, if a car full off people dressed as zombies is in a crash on the Interstate, that might make it hard for the medics to ID the survivors. Unclear about how many electrons are in shit? Consult the Periodic Table of Swearing
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