Wipeout_ The Game Set To Disappoint Fans Of Futuristic Racing This Summer

There’s a new Wipeout game coming to the Nintendo Wii and DS this summer, but don’t get too excited – it’s not what you think. For nearly 15 years, Sony fans have thrilled to the balls-out [[link]] futuristic racing action of the Wipeout series, with each installment bringing new challenges and more speed to the beloved hover car racing franchise.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); This is not one of those games. Instead, this is a game based off of ABC’s Wipeout television show, which is a program about people with giant balls. No, really. See? Giant balls. Wipeout is a television show that [[link]] features regular folks trying to get through a rough and tumble obstacle course. Hilarity often ensues. Futuristic racing in hover cars never ensues. “Watching ABC’s ‘Wipeout’ on [[link]] TV is outrageous fun, and viewers can’t help but dream of trying the obstacles themselves,” said David Oxford, Activision Publishing. “We designed the video game with this in mind. Wipeout: The Game brings all of the challenge and laugh-out-loud hilarity without the pain.” I have never seen this show before. I watched a few clips on ABC’s website earlier, and it does seem rather entertaining, but in a string of mini-games sort of way. Maybe if they tried tying the people to tricked-out hovercrafts? No, it just wouldn’t be the same. Damn entertaining, sure, but not the same.